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2011-12-12T23:04:00.001-05:00

Superhero
Originally uploaded by protoflux

Construction Paper Kid

Kid was a just a mild mannered lad until one day Sally Scissors attacked is preschool. Grabbing a bottle of Elmers, some duct tape and loads of construction paper the young lad set about using his powers for construction to defend his class. After several minutes of diligent folding, stapling, spendling and mutilating a large ream of paper he had devised several foils for Sallies scissors. His paper snow flacks were perfect to freeze her shears in place. He was then able to control her mind with a paper fortune teller until his side kick could disarm her with a paper foot.
Having protected his class mates Kid decided to continue his adventures. Look for him next week is another Trilling adventure.

Local event

2011-08-28T03:45:00.001-04:00

http://www.oktoberfestramrun.com/

Intro of "Filmation's The Plastic Man" (1979)

2011-08-04T08:39:00.000-04:00

TRAINS-FORMERS

2011-08-04T05:16:00.000-04:00

Rube Goldberg #9 - Syfy - DoodleChaos

2011-07-20T23:48:00.000-04:00

First of the examples for this weeks class

HOGWARTS: Which House Are You?

2011-07-14T01:40:00.000-04:00

It gets better. If you are a Hufflepuff remember it gets better. It doesn't stop at the av club. There are whole worlds of things to look forward to. There is Chess club, math club, and football. They all need people to wash their clothes, sweep the floor and have people to pick on.

Remember it Gets better when you leave school there is college where you can be humiliated as a pledge all the while making sure the computer lab hours are filled and the books are shelved in the library. But remember your a Hufflepuff.

And when you graduate in the middle of your class and go into the work force working as an electrician or plumber remember you didn't have to sell a kidney to pay for your college because your a Hufflepuff.

When everyone around you has been laid off but your still plugging along keeping food on the table remember your a Hufflepuff.

When the brightest stars burnout, and rabbit takes a nap, when the heroes are finished, and the flashes are gone from the pan, you will be trudging along. Not because you are the best, or the brightest, but like a little engine you could do... Because your a Hufflepuff.

BleedingCool.com Trailer For Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows

2011-07-13T22:25:00.000-04:00

Winnie the Pooh: The Final Battle

2011-07-09T20:13:00.000-04:00

What Would Buffy Do? (Original Music Video)

2011-05-19T20:10:00.000-04:00

Little Thor

2011-04-21T23:55:00.000-04:00

Movie mistakes: Superman (USA, 1978)

2011-04-12T14:26:00.000-04:00

Batgirl Theme Song

2011-04-12T11:06:00.001-04:00

1960s Batman Television Series Intro - Season 3

2011-04-12T11:06:00.000-04:00

Slideway Kid

2011-02-03T02:42:00.001-05:00

Willem goes superhero
Originally uploaded by bettina n

Dear Mr Kid.

We are very sorry to tell you but school is canceled this week do to the Snow Storms. Blaster, Kid Ice, and Lil Miss Mo'hawk are all waiting for classes to resume next week. Please remember to brink Mo her bag for the Levitation symposium to be conducted right after the how to tie your shoes lecture. Please remember to keep your secret Identity secret. Telling your classmates does involve and show trust but remember the class next door is the Li'l villains project.

Zip N Zap

2011-02-03T02:33:00.001-05:00

Superhero Ride 3
Originally uploaded by badlyricpolice

Last time we heard from our entrepid dup they were trying to capture the ghost of gentleman JO JO the cross eyed ghost. Zip had just borrowed a bike and was trying to pedal faster then your average ghost. All would have been well except that Jojo make a wrong turn and found himself face to face with the Ghost busters.

Lady of the laaa (lake)

2011-02-03T02:21:00.002-05:00

C2E2
Originally uploaded by Anna Fischer

Dear Lady of the wet sprayed on suit. We are glad to see your request to join the Chumpions. We have looked over you form..um..Application.. And we have drooled..... decided that we can.....can't use your services. Really it's not you its us.... or our wives.... Honestly I can't wait to see more of you...... your work. But my wife has decided if you work here I can't so......
um....bye.

Captain Blur Dog

2010-12-24T01:52:00.001-05:00

superhero safety pie - defender of all bicycle folks
Originally uploaded by faster panda kill kill

Dear Blur

dude you have to stop drinking so much. I just got the spots out of the rug from your last bender. I know you are better trained then that. How many times are you going to hike a leg on my coffee table? I know you are paper trained.

Squid Lid

2010-12-24T01:48:00.001-05:00

Superhero Ride 2
Originally uploaded by badlyricpolice

Dear Squid Lid

Durring your recent combat with HOOK-LINE-n-sinker you made a small purchase of line cutters. Due to an oversight this caused your account to become overdrawn. The Bank was very happy to extend you some credit and over look the overdraft charge since you did prevent Hook from making off with the vault.

Please check your account at your next convenience.

DSC_0014.JPG

2010-05-01T21:32:00.001-04:00

DSC_0014.JPG
Originally uploaded by sparr0

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Chimera Kid

2010-04-28T01:05:00.001-04:00

Superhero aspirations
Originally uploaded by Steve Leggat

Dear MR Kid

We hope this letter finds you well. WE here are Chumpions understand that you have all the power of the Marvel and DC super heroes and WE understand that you are reluctant to give back your powers back to the above authorities.
But the international copyright code requires that all copy-written powers and symbols be reserved by the found super hero. Since you are in violation of these laws please return your um borrowed powers as soon as possible.

Yes we are aware of your ability to kick out collective rear-ends and that you have the ability yo erase al written words on earth. that is why we took the liberty to email the full contents of the library of congress to the guy in Texas that easts all

Media MIke DUI

2010-04-28T00:49:00.001-04:00

Even superheroes get a little maudlin after a few drinks
Originally uploaded by id-iom

Last night Media Mike was arrested for getting drunk and phasing through the walls of the Ladies of Wrestling Gym. Apparently Mike forgot that his super base had been reposed last month and turned into a women work out center. During a drinking spell (cast by Magnum Quime Latte) All the coffee he had been drinking was turned to alcohol causeing his sudden and complete intoxication. Mike is being held in protective curiosity. The doctors are trying to understand the method of the substitution and have not let him stop drinking lattes to date.

Mike has spent the last three days trying to drink enough alcholol to counter balance the effect of all the coffee and hopefully sober up. At last report he was still up to his neck in problems.

As an interesting side note. Magnum is being saute by the catholic church of Rome to see if she can turn water into wine.

Ig Vanna & Pi Rat

2010-04-28T00:31:00.001-04:00

Iguana on a hat, Norwescon 30
Originally uploaded by djwudi

Ig Vanna was a shape changing of some note when she made the mistake of Changing from Mammals to Reptiles. She had been watching an Episode of Magic School Buss when the erge to change into a Iguana like Liz over came her normal good sense.

She had for years avoided the cold blooded life forms after hearing the tales of how Manmal got trapped as a Turtle for 13 years. As his sister she wanted to avoid any such problems for herself. But she just couldn't resist the lure of the lizardy lure.

While we are awaiting her to finish the molting season and return to her normal life she has been spending her time between her sons fifth grade class (where sh has been adopted as the class pet) and her husbands hat.

When asked about the Situation Pi Rat replied" She has never been happier. We no longer have a pest problem and Little PI's class got a new mascot. It's win, win. Well it does make for lonely Nights but on the other hand I don't have to worry about flies if I forget to take the garbage out."

Velcro Lad

2010-04-28T00:18:00.001-04:00

Velcro superhero
Originally uploaded by drmama

He's here to stick around. After class one Friday afternoon Velcro lad was drenched in super stickum solution when a transport truck over turned on the Highway. Ever since he has been stuck in an unending battle with his archfrenemy Mojo Slickdo the great repulser. Mojo has long been trying to capture Velcro Lad and leach his attractive force power to further his plans to bring the moon closer to the earth and build a giant latter from the top of Mt Kilimanjaro to open his moon based amusement park Lunar Land Er.
In their first battle Velcro Lad climbed a street post and hung around until Mojo got tired and went Home On the occasion of their second battle Mojo brought a Ladder but forgot to turn off his Slick Suit so he could never climb past the first rung.

Velcro Lad has Pledged that in any following battles actually engage his opponent rather then stick around until he gets tired and goes away.
In his post combat interview when asked how he was feeling he replied "I'm a little prickly today."

When asked about his Favorite Plant. His answer "Prickly pear"

And when asked to join the Chumpions He replied "Sorry can't stick around for that."

Wanted: Super Base maid

2010-03-28T17:21:00.000-04:00

Position : Maid

Responsibilities: Cleaning and Answering Hotline to police chief.

We are looking for someone who has a PhD in physics, EMT certification, and possibly the ability to control matter. Applicants should have a minimum of 2 years combat training and experience with multipurpose self defensive computer systems. Intelligence agency experience a plus. Also: Please note you must also do windows, floors, and toilets.